Sometimes I draw myself.

Based on my actual experiences during the Mayan Apocalypse. (I come from the future. It'll make sense here shortly.)

Consumerism

In a time honored tradition I've honored precisely once (and not recently), I've done made up a mess of Christmas Cards. I'd like to take this opportunity to offer the cards gratis to any of y'all website visitors what might wants thems. As a rule, these are limited edition - I will print only sixty, and the first fifty o' these are already spoken for by my nuclear family, meaning there's ten up for grabs. If you want one, get in touch and I'll send one signed, high-quality print your way, possibly on the back of a specially trained albatross (no promises!).

This whole deal is strictly first come, first serve, while-supplies-last, one-per-customer fire sale, so if you want one chime up!